if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
(Source: colin-mochrie)
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts
“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
(Source: bowdowns)
yes i do graffiti
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
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22
May
This text was reblogged from rockmuststandalone and originally by beyonces-butt.
#this happens to me daily #I feel so bad but I keep everything in #my fault
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story
(Source: swasticunt)
(Source: things-that-im-all-about)
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
swoons
(Source: arthurtimothyread)
its so funny right, on this website called audiotool which is basically a site where you produce and share music, theres a guy who thinks hes being a bit edgy and unique and has given himself the stage name clickz, and hes created a ‘logo’ and everything
and i just looked at the logo and jesus
clickz
dickz
I just looked it up and
